HERE ARE SOME FUNNY QUOTES AND THOUGHTS.....!!!!

READ AND ENJOY THEM.....N PLZ DO POST SOMTHING.....!!!!

-"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

-"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

-"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."

-"To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."

-The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"

-"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

-"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

-How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

-"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

-"Eat right,Exercise , Die anyway".