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#7969291 posted 23 days ago
PAHIYA PA ANG KUMABIT!!!
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If you see ur bf/gf
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flirtin with sum1..
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lapitan muh xa
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hilain at pagpagin
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ang damit & say..
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– baby q, ano kb naman? malaki kana nagllaro ka parin ng basura..
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- i told you.. it’s dirty !..
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#7969150 posted 23 days ago
i know the truth
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AnaK: Mom i know the truth
Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!
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Anak: Dad i know the truth
Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo
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Anak: (ok pa ito… subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!!
Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!
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#7969036 posted 23 days ago
the truth behind the song eternal flames
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Bulag: close ur eyes…
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Pilay: giv me ur hand darling…
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Bingi: do u hir my heart beating?
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Bobo: do u understand?
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Manhid: do u fil d same?
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Dukha: am i only dreaming?
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Bumbero: is ds burning? an eternal flame!
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Pipi: say my name
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Baliw: sunshine thru da rain
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Kawawa: my whole life, so lonely
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Ilusyonada: den u’ve cum & ease da pain
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Martyr: i dnt wana lose dis feeling..
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Salingpusa: Ohhh…
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#7968935 posted 23 days ago
ANG BATA SA AMERICA
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bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america??
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mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words…
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kinabukasan……
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bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!!
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mommy:anu un anak??
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bata:
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1. I’m batman!!
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2. In the trash can
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3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,!
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4.One more time!
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maya-maya pumunta na sya sa airport. may nakasalubong syang lalaking galing america na magbabakasyon sa pilipinas
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lalaki:hey boy , what’s ur name??
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bata:I’m batman!
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lalaki:Where do you live?
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bata:In the trash can!
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lalaki:hey if you dont answer me you idiot i’ll kick your ass!!
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bata:Come on baby,! Come on baby!
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(SINAPAK NA SYA)
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bata:one more time!!..
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#7968861 posted 23 days ago
ANG KASAL
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Isang Araw may mag – syotang Juan at Sharon at Gusto na nila mag Pakasal.
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Bago ang Kasal…
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Juan: Salamat. Ang Tagal ko nag Hintay!
Sharon: Gusto mo ba akong umalis?
Juan: Hindi! Wag mong isipin yan.
Sharon: Mahal mo ba ako?
Juan: Oo naman! Sobrang Sobra!
Sharon: Dumaya ka ba sa akin?
Juan: Hindi! Bakit ka ba tumatanong?
Sharon: Pwede ba kiss mo ako?
Juan: Bawat pagkakataon na nakukuha ko.
Sharon: Pwedeng Suntukin mo ako?
Juan: Baliw ka ba! Hindi ako ganyang uri ng tao!
Sharon: Maaari ko bang pagkatiwalaan ikaw?
Juan: Yes.
Sharon: Darling!
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Pagkatapos ng Kasal….
Simple basahin mo galing sa baba – pataas.
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#7968748 posted 23 days ago
MGA PULITIKO:
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villar – papaliguin niya ang mga bata sa dagat ng basura “tunay ka bang kaisa sa amin”
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villanueva – di pwede sa edsa “overloading bus nya”
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binay – pwede tayong umasenso sa pamumulot ng barya
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legarda – nagtanim ng papaya, ng namunga ay palay
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gordon – laging gising “di kaya nagdadrugs?”
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roxas – sira ang budget “palagi sa palengke”
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gibo – mauubos ang tao sa pilipinas ”lipad na, tara na”
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noynoy – bagong rapper
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bayani – di kaya gawing pink ang buong pilipinas!
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#7956881 posted 24 days ago
arabo
an arab was interviewed at US chekpoint
name pls?
arab:abdul aziz
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interviewer:seX?
arab:6x a week
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interviewer:i mean male or female
arab:doesn't matter, sumtyms even camel
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interviewer:HOLY COW!
arab:yes, cow, and dogs too!
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interviewer:oh dear!
arab:deer? no deer! dey run fast!
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#7956523 posted 24 days ago
Pandak
Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
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Dagul: kasi nga bata pa lang ako ulila na ako.
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Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
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Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo eh! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!
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#7956483 posted 24 days ago
Regalo
Mario: Pare, Birthday ng asawa ko.
Pedro: Ano ang binigay mong regalo?
Mario: Tinanong ko kung ano ang gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman ang sinabi ni Mare?
Mario: Kahit ano raw basta may 'Diamond'
Pedro: Ano ang binigay mo?
Mario: Baraha!
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#7956469 posted 24 days ago
Manang Mana
Anak: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng Teacher ko!
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Tatay: Bakit?
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Anak: Hinalikan ko po ang Classmate ko.
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Tatay: Itong anak ko, manang-mana sa akin. Hehehe. Eh, masarap din ba?
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Anak: Opo, Pogi po siya.
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