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PAHIYA PA ANG KUMABIT!!!
If you see ur bf/gf
flirtin with sum1..
lapitan muh xa
hilain at pagpagin
ang damit & say..
– baby q, ano kb naman? malaki kana nagllaro ka parin ng basura..
- i told you.. it’s dirty !..
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i know the truth
AnaK: Mom i know the truth Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!
Anak: Dad i know the truth Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo
Anak: (ok pa ito… subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!! Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!
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the truth behind the song eternal flames
Bulag: close ur eyes…
Pilay: giv me ur hand darling…
Bingi: do u hir my heart beating?
Bobo: do u understand?
Manhid: do u fil d same?
Dukha: am i only dreaming?
Bumbero: is ds burning? an eternal flame!
Pipi: say my name
Baliw: sunshine thru da rain
Kawawa: my whole life, so lonely
Ilusyonada: den u’ve cum & ease da pain
Martyr: i dnt wana lose dis feeling..
Salingpusa: Ohhh…
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ANG BATA SA AMERICA
bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america??
mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words…
kinabukasan……
bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!!
mommy:anu un anak??
bata:
1. I’m batman!!
2. In the trash can
3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,!
4.One more time!
maya-maya pumunta na sya sa airport. may nakasalubong syang lalaking galing america na magbabakasyon sa pilipinas
lalaki:hey boy , what’s ur name??
bata:I’m batman!
lalaki:Where do you live?
bata:In the trash can!
lalaki:hey if you dont answer me you idiot i’ll kick your ass!!
bata:Come on baby,! Come on baby!
(SINAPAK NA SYA)
bata:one more time!!..
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ANG KASAL
Isang Araw may mag – syotang Juan at Sharon at Gusto na nila mag Pakasal.
Bago ang Kasal…
Juan: Salamat. Ang Tagal ko nag Hintay! Sharon: Gusto mo ba akong umalis? Juan: Hindi! Wag mong isipin yan. Sharon: Mahal mo ba ako? Juan: Oo naman! Sobrang Sobra! Sharon: Dumaya ka ba sa akin? Juan: Hindi! Bakit ka ba tumatanong? Sharon: Pwede ba kiss mo ako? Juan: Bawat pagkakataon na nakukuha ko. Sharon: Pwedeng Suntukin mo ako? Juan: Baliw ka ba! Hindi ako ganyang uri ng tao! Sharon: Maaari ko bang pagkatiwalaan ikaw? Juan: Yes. Sharon: Darling!
Pagkatapos ng Kasal…. Simple basahin mo galing sa baba – pataas.
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MGA PULITIKO:
villar – papaliguin niya ang mga bata sa dagat ng basura “tunay ka bang kaisa sa amin”
villanueva – di pwede sa edsa “overloading bus nya”
binay – pwede tayong umasenso sa pamumulot ng barya
legarda – nagtanim ng papaya, ng namunga ay palay
gordon – laging gising “di kaya nagdadrugs?”
roxas – sira ang budget “palagi sa palengke”
gibo – mauubos ang tao sa pilipinas ”lipad na, tara na”
noynoy – bagong rapper
bayani – di kaya gawing pink ang buong pilipinas!
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arabo an arab was interviewed at US chekpoint name pls? arab:abdul aziz
interviewer:seX? arab:6x a week
interviewer:i mean male or female arab:doesn't matter, sumtyms even camel
interviewer:HOLY COW! arab:yes, cow, and dogs too!
interviewer:oh dear! arab:deer? no deer! dey run fast!
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Pandak Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
Dagul: kasi nga bata pa lang ako ulila na ako.
Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo eh! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!
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Regalo Mario: Pare, Birthday ng asawa ko. Pedro: Ano ang binigay mong regalo? Mario: Tinanong ko kung ano ang gusto niya. Pedro: Ano naman ang sinabi ni Mare? Mario: Kahit ano raw basta may 'Diamond' Pedro: Ano ang binigay mo? Mario: Baraha!
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Manang Mana Anak: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng Teacher ko!
Tatay: Bakit?
Anak: Hinalikan ko po ang Classmate ko.
Tatay: Itong anak ko, manang-mana sa akin. Hehehe. Eh, masarap din ba?
Anak: Opo, Pogi po siya.
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